01/02/2008

Friday Secrets 2

I killed Beadle as a prank.

06/01/2008

Sunday Secrets 5

My boyfriend proposed... but I'm already married.

29/12/2007

Saturday Secrets

I sold my Christmas gifts on Ebay.

17/12/2007

Monday Secrets

I named my teddy bear Mohammed

14/12/2007

Friday Secrets

I stole my girlfriend's Christmas card.

29/11/2007

Thursday Secrets

If my wife wasn't so fat, I'd wear her clothes.

I Dog

11/11/2007

Sunday Secrets 4

I ate my goldfish

28/10/2007

Sunday Secrets 3

I know where Lionel Blair lives.

I DRINK METHS

21/10/2007

Sunday Secrets 2

My wife has M.E. but I think she's just lazy.

I Don't Like Mexicans

17/10/2007

Wednesday Secrets

I know this is supposed to be anonymous, but I think the first secret from Sunday is my cousin, Frank. And it's no secret.

16/10/2007

Tuesday Secrets

I am four degrees of separation away from being related to Sheila Ferguson

I just can't be bothered to blog

14/10/2007

Sunday Secrets

I'm Gay

I killed my gerbil and blamed it on the cat.

I am in love with Christopher Biggins... but every day he ignores me.